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The Malicious Wounding of Tarquin The Honest

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The dungeon beneath the Yawning Portal was dark, dank and dangerous. The list of heroic adventurers it has claimed is long and, after my injuries today, I fear the name of Tarquin The Honest may soon be written on that list too. Those of a squeamish disposition may wish to stop reading now. The atrocities […]

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The Yawning Portal Score– by Tarquin The Honest

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I feel somewhat loath to recount this tale for I fear you may conclude that whenever we enter a bar we start a fight. Well, on this occasion we did not start the fight; we finished it. What the Yawning Portal tavern lacks in originality in name it makes up for with accuracy. The centrepiece […]

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The River Ogres of Chionthar by Tarquin The Honest

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It would be fair to say that I am not naturally nautical, but the trip down the river Chionthar was proving to be far from arduous. Komgrirk, our pestilent kobold was wrapped in blankets hiding from the sunlight. He cowered at the back, sorry stern (Itiff fancied himself as a sailor, and would persist on […]